1. uglycoat:

christiannightmares:

Beyond words: Ted Haggard and family in their hot tub (Click image for story and more photos; Found at http://theamericanjesus.net)

This is such a great article, accompanied by an even creepier family photgraph.
“I did meth so I could masturbate for longer!! Then I threw the rest away. My wife is the only person I need sexually, besides other men sometimes.”

“We never had sex sex,” he says, glancing at the car to make sure  that Elliott and Jonathan are asleep. “I bought drugs and a massage  from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That’s it.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    uglycoat:

    christiannightmares:

    Beyond words: Ted Haggard and family in their hot tub (Click image for story and more photos; Found at http://theamericanjesus.net)

    This is such a great article, accompanied by an even creepier family photgraph.

    “I did meth so I could masturbate for longer!! Then I threw the rest away. My wife is the only person I need sexually, besides other men sometimes.”

    “We never had sex sex,” he says, glancing at the car to make sure that Elliott and Jonathan are asleep. “I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That’s it.”

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ted haggard poor bastard

    1. poussette-canne reblogged this from sexartandpolitics
    2. nathanonline reblogged this from sexartandpolitics and added:
      It’s nice when the family gets together…
    3. contradictions-flutter-out reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
      This is really creepy, but the worst is that his daughter appears to not have a belly button…
    4. lovelystubbornbrave reblogged this from affably and added:
      This has to be photoshopped. Megavom.
    5. agnesbsquare reblogged this from sexartandpolitics and added:
      Soooooo awkward!
    6. note-a-bear reblogged this from sexartandpolitics and added:
      This is the most unfortunate picture I’ve ever seen. Look How Straight I am, I Am So Straight, I Hang Out In
    7. sexartandpolitics reblogged this from affably and added:
      Photograph by Gillian Laub for GQ The Family Haggard in a
    8. buffmeister reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
      Okay, forgive this super-creepy photo—the article is absolutely fascinating. And it was written by Kevin Roose, who...
    9. digatisdi reblogged this from thebergeronprocess and added:
      The one on the bottom right is cute. His expression is cracking me up too, I can’t decide if it’s the “I think I might...
    10. thebergeronprocess reblogged this from affably and added:
      All those kids except the one on the bottom left have different degrees of I HATE MY LIFE looks on their faces, it’s...
    11. affably reblogged this from kitty-to-karen and added:
      Me accidentally deleting my own reblog and then posting it again is still not as awkward as this picture.
    12. kitty-to-karen reblogged this from affably and added:
      Look How Straight I am, I Am So Straight, I Hang Out In Hot Tubs And Make Out With Women. Straight.
    13. desarizzle reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
      Not sure who had the brilliant idea to take this picture… Kinda creepy to me....will never...
    14. ohyeth reblogged this from uglycoat and added:
      “We never had sex sex,” he says, glancing at the car to make sure that Elliott and Jonathan are asleep. “I bought drugs...
    15. uglycoat reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
      This is such a great article, accompanied by an even creepier...photgraph. “I did meth so...
    16. joestarr reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
      Not sure what to say about this.
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    And also my shirt... opened? ripple

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